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Choose Your Own Adventure: Emergency Room!

( Variety in sentence structure is not as easy to pull off in second person. )

Lee: I bet you didn't think you could find a vein in her!
Me: I bet you didn't think I'd be able to get my tourniquet around her arm!

Seriously. This was someone who needed a specially ordered portable toilet (because she couldn't get up for the bathroom) that was capable of holding up to 700 pounds. And her arm was so big that I could barely ( Read more... )

Since I started at Mercy, my brain's pretty much been in a cycle of "Needles, veins, blood, ZOMGLUNCH, needles, veins, blood, ZOMG LUNCH." Rinse, lather, repeat ( Read more... )

I stabbed flautenpupie_79 at work today.